The other day my phone went missing. In light of recent mishaps, I proceeded to approach with extreme caution and cover all the necessary bases: the oven, the fridge, the freezer, the toilet, and the laundry basket; in that order. Much to my surprise, my phone was safely nestled atop the sofa cushion, where I myself had been sitting when it suddenly went missing. Phew. I don’t think Apple’s protection plan covers baked phones, and I don’t know about you, but I’m certainly not eating it.